Microsoft Jokes

Sorry, but I just don't find anything funny about Microsoft any more. Take a look at:

• In Microsoft We Trust - an article published in 2002.
• Following Bill Gates' Linux Attack Money
• Is Microsoft Buying Anti-Virus Companies to Undermine Linux? You Decide
• ZDNet reports Microsoft criticized for IPv6-like patent.
• Kill Bill. A student fights back against the legal machine. He found out that if you accidentally buy some Microsoft software you can not give it back and get a refund even if it is unopened, and you aren't allowed to resell it to anyone else either. You're stuck with it. Wasted your money.
• Why Does Windows Still Suck - an article on sfgate.com. I would add that Linux is an alternative which is nearly as good as MacOS.
• Microsoft makes a large payment to avoid legal pressure in Europe. See also linked story on Nokia withdrawing from the association.
• Yet another report from SANS of a major bug in MS Internet Explorer being exploited.
• Trusted Computing FAQ
• When Think Tanks Attack
• The Halloween Documents XI and the other Halloween Documents listed there.
• MS exec lists joys of high prices, vast margins to top investor.

If you want to see the jokes I did collect (and they haven't changed in quite a long time now) go here.

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